Songs for Bright Days, Part Two

Omigod, do you see what I see?! Those are almost-cherry blossoms! SPRING IS ALMOST HERE!!
Awwww, remember how great Hum were? I do, Hum were totally great.
In other news, I had an awesome weekend! I will not bore you with the dumb details, only give you the highlights:
+ It was totally sunny and gorgeous out, and you can tell that Spring is coming because everyone is starting to wake up, look around, and put a switch in their hips that indicates that they are Looking For Booty. Let me put it down sharply: I have gotten so many flirtations thrown my way this week, it’s bananas. Big, ripe, winking bananas. First of all, every counter person in the world wanted to touch me this weekend, no joke. The amazingly hot but almost certainly barely legal dark eyed beauty at my neighborhood quickie mart definitely gave me the chat chat last night, the dood who delivered my dinner on Friday winked at me when he was leaving and even the adorable-oh-my-god-so-cute!! girl at Toys in Babeland this morning was very sweet and fun to look at toys with. And then there was the dirty old man at Whole Foods that gave me the nudge-wink smile a thousand times, while following me around the store. If it hadn’t been so funny, I would have totally been creeped out. But guys? He was wearing Rockports. I AM NOT KIDDING!!! Rockports=totally harmless, forever.
+ Even though this probably belongs in the above paragraph I am going to put it here because it’s my post and fuck you if you don’t like it. J slash K! Kisses! Anyway, there was a new, hottttttttttttttttt cashier at Whole Foods today and he definitely gave me the one-two, how-do-you-do when he was checking me out. Twice. (I had to go back because I almost left without soy milk and I would have been hella pissed when I went to make morning coffee before work tomorrow [since I even bothered to buy some, and also got an ADORABLE !!pink!! thermos to bring it to work in. OVA!], so I just HAD to go back through his line to buy it, even though there were other cashiers open and he was helping someone else when I came back around) Definite lingering palm touching both times when exchanging moneys and getting receipts. TRUTH.
+ My new pink thermos! !!pink!! It has a vacuum seal button on the top that I have no idea what to do with, but who cares?! !!!PINK!!! THERMOS
+ The Jamba Juice girls hooked it up and gave me almost double the amount I actually paid for, which almost made up for the fact that I haven’t seen my JJ crush there for weeks. What if she quit?! Oh god, I can’t even think about that.
+ I got a new tighty tshirt today and it’s so totally adorable.
+ Frozen JJ owns you.
+ I have taken the smell-good factor up a notch and now in addition to smelling so good that people want to pelvic thrust me randomly on the street (TRUTH), my apartment is now dotted all over with the most wonderfully scented candles. I am not talking about that rotted CVS style angel food cake scented bullshit that you know is lining Brit Brit’s Promises cell window sills, I am talking the GOOD SHIT. Not only did Food Delivery Guy try to stick his head in to get a better sniff, but Hotty McCashierdick was alllllllll over my candles when he “put them in my bag” if you know what I mean.
+ New toys to try out later! I am so pumped!
I hope you doods had an awesome weekend too! You guys! The cherry blossoms are almost here! Yaaaaaaaaaay!!
Download: Hum - I’d Like Your Hair Long, Why I Like the Robins, Afternoon with the Axolotls
Buy the Album: Hum - You’d Prefer an Astronaut, Downward is Heavenward